myspacebarsticks' bionic guitars and x-ray vision tunings have set their place as one of the most influental Damn-Dude Rock bands of the decade. Jbot had just received his Hans Moravec award for his amazing, sublimating, handstand, wall-climbing, go kart hi-jacking robot when he decided to forgoe his robotics career to pursue his lifetime goal of being in the Guinness Book of World Records for riding the Zipper the longest without throwing up. In 2001, he made it in, after riding the Zipper at the Grosse Point Country Club Fair for ten consecutive days, after which he puked for two consecutive days, rendering most of the country club members unfit for socializing and filling their two olympic sized pools with the remains of his fried dough and grilled corn from twelve days ago. In 2001, Ptron was across the country in Berkeley, CA, pursuing her lifelong goals of obtaining her Green Card and being on the 1 cent stamp.

Somehow they both ended up in the belly of the same sperm whale off of the gulf of Mashed Potatoes in 2002. After a few rounds of "Did you know.." and a few shots of tequilla, they began work on their first Album See Enn See Mee. In April, they decided to found their own cult and to start a Cambridge, MA branch of Name That Nazi Players and then Ptron got sick and couldn't finish this anymore....happy birthday mister. — Heather Phares & MacKenzie Wilson