As a Research Assistant at the Media Lab, I am proud to say that I was the first, but now not the only member of the Explanation Architecture Group led by the indomitable Dr. Brian Smith. I am also a member of the News in the Future Consortium led by the equally indomitable Walter Bender. Here at the Lab I undertake research, take classes, and do some teaching. There are other things I do, both at the Lab and otherwise. But, if I told you what they are now, why then, you'd never check back later...